EXCUSES...SEEMS EVERYONE’S GOT ONE, BUT ARE ANY LEGIT?
Cold and flu season are in full swing. Trust me, I know. I just got over an upper respiratory infection, which rendered me unable to do anything (certainly not come into work!), but lounge in bed and enjoy (is that really possible?) daytime television.
While I was coughing, sneezing, fighting a fever, and going through a box of tissues, I'm sure someone somewhere in this vast country called in sick those very same days — not to recoup from a cold, but rather to spend a day at the mall, catch a movie, or hang out with friends.
According to a CareerBuilder.com survey, 35% of the 1,600 individuals surveyed admitted calling in sick when they felt well at least once during the previous year; one in 10 said they did so three or more times.
The top three reasons for feigning illness, said the survey, were to: 1) attend to personal errands and appointments; 2) catch up on sleep; and 3) relax. Other reasons identified included bad weather, attending a child's school event, and going on a job interview.
When today's employees call out for the day, many don't simply cough and moan “I'm not feeling well.” They get creative! And since fact is sometimes stranger than fiction, some managers are inclined to let a seemingly outrageous excuse slide if the employee is otherwise a dependable worker.
What at first blush may sound like a tall tale might actually be the truth. Example: An employee tells you she can't come in today because she can't get her shoes on. Take it from someone who has sunburned the tops of her feet, this employee may very well be telling the truth!
Here are some other extraordinary employee excuses for not coming into work.
- I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
- A venomous snake spit on me.
- A hitman was looking for me.
- My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
- My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
- I forgot what day of the week it was.
- My car is pointed the wrong way. (The employee went on to explain that because the car's reverse gear didn't work, her husband pushed the car into the driveway each night and pointed it toward the street so she could drive out each morning. Well, the night before, he forgot!)
Good luck, stay legal, and try not to chuckle too hard the next time you hear an employee excuse.

Melissa V. Hansen
Editor
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Here's what readers had to say in response to last month's issue on:
HOW'S THIS FOR A WORKPLACE ISSUE?.
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The only problem I have had is when I told our office employees that they had to wear closed-toe shoes when going out into the production area. When one lady told me the only shoes she had were sandals, I told her when I saw her wearing them in the snow I would grant her an exception. She changed her mind!
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Many objections to bare midriffs, cleavage, low-rise pants, etc., as well as the open toes, flip-flops — Is there a safety issue here?
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While my own agency does not have a policy about the type of shoe an employee wears, my 18-year-old daughter works for a chain of photo shops that does have such a policy. She must wear closed-toe shoes. Since she works behind a counter, I don't get it. And it's hard enough to take her shopping without all this angst about toes showing. What about the latest fashion of footwear that looks a lot like bedroom slippers? But if you really want me to flip out — let's talk about tattoos!!!
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We have a policy saying you must wear appropriate hosiery and closed-toe shoes. I wish it said closed-heel shoes, too. Many heels are just plain nasty. We are a large county hospital and infection may be lurking nearer than you think.
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Not really about work, but you may have noticed that a common suggestion for dress code problems is a box of clothes from Goodwill. Someone comes in dressed inappropriately, pull out a muumuu or ugly outfit for them to wear instead.
Well, it seems our local high school has gotten the message. Boys who show up with droopy drawers are given a belt to wear. Girls in too-short shorts or skirts get to wear bright green tights, and students in unacceptable tops are handed bright orange t-shirts to cover up with.
As a bonus, one of the chores assigned for detention is taking the previous day's 'loaners' to the Home-Ec room and doing laundry. I like it!
Note: Responses may have been edited for clarity and length.
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